thank you for posting this sydneyelizabeth - my day is now made.
oh my god, that girl. I need to get high and watch this again.. maybe more then once. I would totally have kids if they were all this easy.
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When Turkeys Attack of the Day: Duffy Kelly, a producer for the Sacramento-based ABC News affiliate News10, went to a local neighborhood to check out curious reports of joggers being attacked by a testy turkey nicknamed “Terrible Tom.”
Little did she know that, by the end of the day, she will have starred in the greatest sequel to Hitchcock’s Birds ever inadvertently filmed.
This is so funny. The turkey keeps poppin his head up at the end, pahahahah I love it.
I didn’t wanna get up this morning either, bud.Early Bird Special: Mondays, amirite? Spencer knows what I’m talking about.
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Tracy Anderson & Nicole Richie (by GoTracy)
Get him, duck.
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love this video.
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Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
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Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that’s not a problemOMG.
That is great.
Yeah, well, I was going through a change or a change was going through me. I said, I said that I, well, I was going through a pain, or a pain was going through me.
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This isn’t my cat, but he’s a cute pudge! (A hungry one too.)
I… I think he’s trying to tell us something!
Omg, the look on that face.. I want him.
24. MITTEN STATE.
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